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how to handle seeing calum’s nudes

daisyhood:

1. gawk for .6 seconds bc hey you’re only human and it’s not your fault they were on your dash

2a. laugh bc calum made silly decision hehe oh cal.
2b. shake head bc person who leaked it also made silly decision tsk tsk

3. maybe a dick joke bc who doesn’t like a dick joke.

4. be done with it and move on bc no matter your opinion on topic, it’s none of your business and you should stop drawing attention to the sitch.

5. make nachos.

When ya selfie game on point 👌

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

thisiseverydayracism:

It’s signed “pastor David”. A man. So he’s saying heterosexuality will send you to hell? Wow.

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

fuckyeahhardfemme:

How to hit on other girls

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

kissedhoran:

not okay.

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

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